| | [19:21] SpiffyGuyTim: can you give me a beer
[19:21] christopherhong: no
[19:21] christopherhong: i cannot
[19:21] christopherhong: you are
[19:21] christopherhong: many
[19:21] christopherhong: miles
[19:22] SpiffyGuyTim: no i'm not
[19:22] SpiffyGuyTim: i'm downstairs
[19:59] christopherhong: OGMOMGOGMOGMOGMG
[19:59] SpiffyGuyTim: haha
[19:59] christopherhong: WH#ERE
[19:59] christopherhong: ARE
[19:59] christopherhong: YOU
[19:59] SpiffyGuyTim: haha
[19:59] SpiffyGuyTim: i was just kidding
[20:00] christopherhong: no you werent
[20:00] christopherhong: youre here
[20:00] SpiffyGuyTim: hahah
[20:07] SpiffyGuyTim: ok i am
[20:07] SpiffyGuyTim: how did you know i was telling the truth?
[20:08] SpiffyGuyTim: i'm actually hanging out with some hot ucla chicks
[20:08] SpiffyGuyTim: one of them likes geeky asians
[20:08] SpiffyGuyTim: do you know any?
[20:08] christopherhong: no
[20:09] SpiffyGuyTim: oh well
[20:09] SpiffyGuyTim: her name is kristen something or other
[20:09] christopherhong: kreuk?
[20:09] SpiffyGuyTim: maybe, she's from canada
[20:09] SpiffyGuyTim: she goes by kiki
[20:10] christopherhong: oh
[20:10] christopherhong: shes my wife
[20:10] christopherhong: dont touch her
[20:10] SpiffyGuyTim: really?
[20:10] SpiffyGuyTim: she says she's single
[20:10] christopherhong: shes just messing
[20:10] SpiffyGuyTim: no she seemed serious
[20:11] SpiffyGuyTim: and then she grabbed my crotch
[20:11] christopherhong: tell her ill be in bed soon
[20:11] SpiffyGuyTim: and then licked her lips
[20:11] christopherhong: with her favorite toy
[20:11] SpiffyGuyTim: um... i dont think she knows you
[20:12] christopherhong: doesnt matter
[20:12] SpiffyGuyTim: she says she wants to fuck my brains out
[20:12] SpiffyGuyTim: she keeps grinding up against me and blowing in my ear
[20:13] christopherhong: could you put something in her drink for me thatll know her out
[20:13] christopherhong: knock*
[20:13] christopherhong: thanks
[20:13] SpiffyGuyTim: why would i want to knock her out if she's gonna sleep with me without it?
[20:13] christopherhong: to stop her from sleeping with you duh
[20:14] christopherhong: i need to rescue her
[20:14] SpiffyGuyTim: but i want to sleep with ner
[20:14] SpiffyGuyTim: her
[20:14] christopherhong: from the vile clutches
[20:14] christopherhong: of tim
[20:14] SpiffyGuyTim: nah, she doesn't seem to be clutched by me
[20:14] SpiffyGuyTim: in fact if i don't sleep with her i think she'll sleep with some other guy
[20:14] christopherhong: yes me
[20:15] SpiffyGuyTim: no there's this other guy she's been eyeing here
[20:15] christopherhong: yes thats me
[20:16] SpiffyGuyTim: no you're not here
[20:16] SpiffyGuyTim: and you're not a 6'2" black guy with a bulge in his pants
[20:16] christopherhong: no im 6; 0"
[20:16] christopherhong: 6'
[20:16] SpiffyGuyTim: no you're not
[20:17] SpiffyGuyTim: you speak cantonese
[20:17] christopherhong: yes i am, its called mission impossible 3 makeup
[20:17] SpiffyGuyTim: so you're short
[20:17] christopherhong: makeup that is so advanced
[20:17] christopherhong: that i can impersonate
[20:17] christopherhong: any human being on the planet
[20:17] SpiffyGuyTim: wow
[20:18] SpiffyGuyTim: impresive
[20:19] christopherhong: yup
[20:19] SpiffyGuyTim: did that hurt?
[20:20] christopherhong: yes
[20:20] christopherhong: ow
[20:20] christopherhong: you fucker
[20:20] SpiffyGuyTim: i'm impressed at your typing skills while grabbing your injured crotch
[20:21] christopherhong: well im going to leave now with my wife
[20:21] SpiffyGuyTim: um
[20:21] christopherhong: if youll excuse us
[20:21] SpiffyGuyTim: good luck having sex with her
[20:21] SpiffyGuyTim: you'll need it with that injury
[20:21] christopherhong: thanks
[20:21] SpiffyGuyTim: why is she hitting you and trying to run away?
[20:22] christopherhong: because thats her way of saying she loves me
[20:22] christopherhong: were kinky lie that
[20:22] christopherhong: like*
[20:22] SpiffyGuyTim: why is she screaming for the bouncer to "get this sick creep off'" her
[20:23] christopherhong: because we like to role play
[20:23] SpiffyGuyTim: why are they putting you in handcuffs and hauling you away in a police car?
[20:24] christopherhong: again kinky sex, notice that the police officers are women
[20:24] christopherhong: we decided to have a 4 some tonight
[20:24] SpiffyGuyTim: um no they're not
[20:24] SpiffyGuyTim: they're big men
[20:24] christopherhong: KK loves 4 somes
[20:25] SpiffyGuyTim: and she just paid them to make sure you get anally raped
[20:25] christopherhong: well clearly you have vision problems
[20:25] christopherhong: go get some glasses tim
[20:25] christopherhong: have you checked out the ass of the blonde policewoman?
[20:25] christopherhong: damn
[20:25] SpiffyGuyTim: um why is she walking up to me again and grabbing my crotch suggestively?
[20:26] christopherhong: again roleplaying
[20:26] christopherhong: isnt she convincing?
[20:26] SpiffyGuyTim: why am i now walking upstairs with her as we tear our clothes off each other?
[20:27] christopherhong: um i dont hink thats who you think it is
[20:27] SpiffyGuyTim: yes it is
[20:27] christopherhong: thats a transsexual guy
[20:27] SpiffyGuyTim: are you sure you have the right girl?
[20:27] christopherhong: again vision problems
[20:27] christopherhong: check them out
[20:27] SpiffyGuyTim: i think you have the trany
[20:27] christopherhong: im gonna bang her so hard when we get home
[20:27] SpiffyGuyTim: i don't think you're going home for a while
[20:28] SpiffyGuyTim: you're going to jail, and we'll be busy all night
[20:28] christopherhong: dont get aids from the tranny tim
[20:28] christopherhong: use protection
[20:28] christopherhong: im gonna leave now
[20:28] SpiffyGuyTim: um she's not a trany
[20:28] christopherhong: with my wife
[20:28] SpiffyGuyTim: i just gave her a dna test
[20:28] christopherhong: catch you laters tim?
[20:28] SpiffyGuyTim: it's her
[20:29] christopherhong: wtf
[20:29] christopherhong: insta dna test
[20:29] SpiffyGuyTim: yup
[20:29] SpiffyGuyTim: i invented it
[20:29] christopherhong: i think youre a little drunk tim
[20:29] christopherhong: theres no such thing as an insta dna test
[20:29] SpiffyGuyTim: I INVENTED IT
[20:30] SpiffyGuyTim: IT EXISTS
[20:30] christopherhong: ok ok its ok tim
[20:30] christopherhong: im on your side
[20:30] SpiffyGuyTim: no you're not
[20:30] SpiffyGuyTim: you're behind bars
[20:30] SpiffyGuyTim: and i'm banging your dream girl
[20:30] SpiffyGuyTim: sorry chris
[20:31] christopherhong: its ok tim keep thinking that
[20:31] SpiffyGuyTim: thinking?
[20:31] SpiffyGuyTim: it's really happening
[20:32] christopherhong: well kk is giving me road head now
[20:32] christopherhong: damn it feels good
[20:32] SpiffyGuyTim: um i think you're hallucinating
[20:32] SpiffyGuyTim: you
[20:32] SpiffyGuyTim: are
[20:32] SpiffyGuyTim: in
[20:32] SpiffyGuyTim: JAIL
[20:32] SpiffyGuyTim: with
[20:32] SpiffyGuyTim: MEN
[20:32] SpiffyGuyTim: ONLY
[20:32] SpiffyGuyTim: sorry
[20:32] christopherhong: you
[20:32] christopherhong: are
[20:32] christopherhong: sleeping
[20:32] christopherhong: with
[20:32] christopherhong: a
[20:32] christopherhong: tranny
[20:33] christopherhong: male
[20:33] christopherhong: that
[20:33] christopherhong: has
[20:33] christopherhong: aids
[20:33] christopherhong: you
[20:33] christopherhong: sick
[20:33] christopherhong: o
[20:33] SpiffyGuyTim: i gave HER a DNA test
[20:33] SpiffyGuyTim: she's PREGNANT with MY child
[20:33] christopherhong: youre drunk out of your mind
[20:34] christopherhong: and have bad eyes
[20:34] SpiffyGuyTim: no
[20:34] SpiffyGuyTim: i have perfect vision
[20:34] SpiffyGuyTim: no glasses
[20:34] SpiffyGuyTim: unlike you, four-eyes |
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